Rat Soccer Shirt

From £17.50
  • Original hand-drawn rat design
  • Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton · DTG printed
  • Sizes XS–5XL
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Sizes shown on the listing: XS £17.50 · S £17.50 · M £17.50 · L £17.50 · XL £17.50 · 2XL £19.90 · 3XL £19.90 · 4XL £23.90 · 5XL £23.90

A hand-drawn rat tee for game day. The Rat Soccer Shirt was drawn from scratch — expression first, joke second. As the listing puts it: “Featuring a playful hand-drawn watercolor style, oversized chaotic energy, and a perfectly unqualified little athlete trying his best.”

Who the Rat Soccer Shirt is for

This one is aimed squarely at rec-league players and weekend competitors. It sits in the Sport part of the collection, alongside the other designs about game day.

Wearing and using it

It's a premium unisex tee, so the fit is relaxed rather than fitted, and it layers under a flannel or jacket without bunching. Sizes run XS–5XL.

As a gift

The reason this lands as a gift: it isn't a joke about the person, it's a joke they're already in on about game day.

From the listing

Not the fastest.
Not the strongest.
Still showed up.

This chaotic soccer rat is running entirely on caffeine, questionable decisions, and pure determination. Designed for football lovers, sports meme collectors, and anyone who treats every match like emotional damage with cardio.

Featuring a playful hand-drawn watercolor style, oversized chaotic energy, and a perfectly unqualified little athlete trying his best.

Perfect for:

  • soccer fans
  • football lovers
  • sports humor lovers
  • chaotic personalities
  • gamers & meme culture people
  • casual athletes
  • dopamine dressers

Soft, expressive, and full of personality — this shirt works great for everyday wear, game days, training, coffee runs, or recovering emotionally after losing 7–1.

Because effort counts too.
Even when the strategy absolutely does not.

Please check the size chart before ordering.

Premium Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001
This t-shirt is renowned for its soft feel and sturdy construction, ideal for DTG printing.

Features a side-seamed, unisex tailored fit enhancing body contour and comfort.
Designed specifically with DTG printing in mind, ensuring a clean, vibrant print.
Available in an extensive color range, providing versatile options for personalization.
Produced with eco-friendly processes and materials.

Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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FAQ

Who is the Rat Soccer Shirt for?

It's made for anyone who takes the game seriously and themselves less so. The humor is self-directed rather than aimed at anyone, which is why it works both as something you buy for yourself and as a gift.

What sizes does the Rat Soccer Shirt come in?

Sizes XS–5XL. Every design in the collection runs the full range rather than stopping at XL, so there's no separate plus-size selection to hunt through.

What is it made from?

A premium unisex tee in Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, DTG printed so the artwork sits in the fabric rather than on top of it. Available in black or white.

How much is the Rat Soccer Shirt?

From £17.50, depending on size. It's printed to order, and shipping is calculated at checkout based on your delivery address.

Is the artwork original?

Yes — every character starts as a hand-drawn sketch by ArtDesignByNora, in a vintage ink and watercolor style. Nothing in the shop uses templates, stock graphics or clip art.

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